Oralgasm

Coupons arrived in the mail from McDonald’s this week, including
some discounts on big macs. It’s been several months and 20+ lbs since
I ate a big mac, but my lord, they’re so tasty. And those fries…

Cherie and I ate lunch there today; it was both delicious and
discusting. You can feel the grease on your lips as you eat the fries,
but they taste so good. I’m glad I’m too poor to eat there regularly.